FUCK YOU, I CAN EAT ALL THESE APPLES

HOW DID THIS GET HERE I AM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTER
Straight women: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Gay guys: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Straight guys: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
Lesbians: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
You use a semicolon to separate items in a descriptive list?!
GET IN MY BED. NOW.

You use a semicolon to separate items in a descriptive list?!

GET IN MY BED. NOW.

(Source: brotips)